Nothing like some classic trashy horror to make you feel better…
Sorority House Massacre II (1990)
Got this VHS yesterday and watched it. Waaayyyy too good. So fucking ridiculous and corny and hilarious. The quote on the top of the box was the main reason I bought it. I love movies that try to be like Dazed and Confused and this movie surprised me immensely. It was so over-the-top and genuinely funny. The quote that really got me hooked was when they were talking about “Don’t Fear the Reaper” by Blue Oyster Cult… the one dude says, “Every band puts out at least one pussy song so they can find out who the faggots are!”
I can’t recommend this enough. You have to count how many times the lead sees a flying eyeball. It’s surprising that no one from this movie really did anything worth mentioning. The only people I recognized were Busey’s kid in a bit part and I guess the lead girl was Grace Slick’s daughter (and she gets naked lol).
Dance of the Cubs by Valtteri Mulkahainen
i still really want to play a show for animals in the woods and get paid in nuts and berries